So me and my besties continually have a conversation going over text…sometimes i zone out and go back to my phone only to find unread 200 messages… but sometimes they are hilarious. I saved this one from a few months ago…just found it so thought i’d share 🙂
GP: Well I forgot my laptop charger so I’m home again lol
Me: Good work GP
KL: Aw kids right old mess ain’t ya
GP: Yep I might crash and burn or flip out cry and kill someone. Mess angry. Rach is poorly poorly. What’s up with you and Theaks? There’s gotta be something?! Lol
Me: erm…lost my pedometer…?
KL: Pretty sure my right foot bone is growing. I need to find my foot chart
GP: thats serious ken
KL: Nah. It sonetimes stops me from falling over. When I walk like a stupid which is often
Me: see Gail it could be worse, you could have a serious foot issue or have lost your pedometer
KL:I think I’ve got two new belly moles too…If that helps. But my mole chart was on the back of my foot chart! I like to keep track of them in case a new one pops up that looks like cancer. I assume I’ll know when I see it
Me: do u have a boob chart? you know to track mysterious lumpy bits
KL:…I do not…Spose that would be sensible
Me: i swear my boobs are all mysterious lumpy bits, mum tells me its a family sitch. OOOOH GAIL i DOOO HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!! i have to sing ‘let it go’ to a park full of people in july! i will most liekly poo on stage
Me: that will be a MAJOR PROBLEM
KL: Can I come see you poo?
KL: Wait, that sounded wrong
Me: if you want….i spose
KL: Just to be clear I will avert my eyes if pooping occurs…Then create a diversion so you can flee
Me: That’s what friends are foooor *burst into song*
GP: Lol Ken u need to make a chart for that! I never check my boobs. Or my moles. And I do have a million of them. Literally
Me: i’m going to send you all my BOOB HQ updates from now on
KL: I had a mole that appeared one day then changed colour then went then came back. I got worried hence the chart. I told mum all worried she asked me if I fell asleep on chocolate. That was one time!
GP: Lmao. But when a new one comes they come gradually don’t they so I guess that’s what they do
KL: That one appeared all solid and dark one day… He’s gone now… It wasn’t chocolate I checked
KL: Imagine if moles were because of tiny skin moles that lived in the blood and pop up and make molehills on you
Me: maybe they are
CM: Lmao guys
Me: have you ever had this thing where you drink coke and its too cold so it makes your throat feel like you’ve just swallowed a load of fluff?
CM: Um I sneeze when I eat mint if that helps?
KL: I can’t say that I have
KL: Lol are you allergic to mint
Me: i feel like there is fluff stuck in my throat
Me: i think i’m dying
CM: It just catches me by surprise
CM: Also u lot seem bridesmaids right? U know the song at the end that they sing?
Me: erm dunno if i have
KL: Warm the coke up? Microwave!
KL: I forget what song is at the end
CM: I thought this was appropriate for us all today as we are all
Fucked in some way shape or form at the minute http://youtu.be/zOK7ijzywgs
RA: Ha! This conversation is cheering me up no end!
Chat conversation end